How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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