Im at strip club and am horny
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
