if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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