She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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