READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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