Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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