so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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