that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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