I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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