Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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