what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He shit in the fireplace
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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