just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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