Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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