My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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