May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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