he wants to bone in the snuggie
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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