Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
no, he came in my armpit
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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