you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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