she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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