Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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