We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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