You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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