I chose taco bell over sex...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery