i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.