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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Where are you?

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  In a non slutty way

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.

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  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high

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