i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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