I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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