We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have demons in me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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