Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
