somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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