what if I'm pregnant?
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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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