Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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