I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
