he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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