I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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