And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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