im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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