I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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