distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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