Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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