ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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