watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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