drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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