Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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