We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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