Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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