remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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