It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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