Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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