I wanna passion pit in your ass
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
tell me about the fingering
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