As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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