So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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