what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I still have a little drunk in my system
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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