Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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