I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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