maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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